Unnecessary, u-n-n-e-c-e-s-s-a-r-y, Unnecessary

If there's anything this country loves more than fast food and bad pop music, it's completely unnecessary competition amongst small children. Ok, maybe not entirely true, but having the national spelling bee televised on ESPN and ABC is a bit too much for me. In fact, having it on tv at all is something I find highly ridiculous. I've held a grudge against spelling bees since my days as a 5th grade lad when, in front of the entire school I misspelled the word wisp. That's right, you heard correctly, I misspelled the word wisp. w-h-i-s-p, buzzer, you are incorrect, go sit down and be embarrassed for your entire life. Even so, Scripps-Howard can kiss my ass with their corporate sponsorships and exploitation of prepubescent foreign children to promote their annual championship. You fail.


This isn't to say that the spelling bee hasn't given us some hilarious moments over the years. Everyone's seen the video of that kid fainting while at the mic and then getting up only to spell the word correctly and go on to win the thing. That's badass, good for him. Yesterday, however, provided us with more hilarity from the eventual winner of the competition. Kick back and enjoy 'numnah vs. numnuts'





I also realize I didn't start this title with an I think... It got old after 3 posts, it's my blog, so fuck you and enjoy your weekend.

I think this season of Lost ending is going to drive me crazy.

Seriously, it's the best show on tv, no questions asked. If you've seen it, watch seasons 1-3 on dvd in a consecutive manner, then download all of season 4 after Thursday night. This Thursday will mark the end of the strike-shortened season 4 with parts 2&3 of 'There's no Place Like Home'; I couldn't be more excited. On the other hand it means no Lost for a long while, so I may possibly go insane. There's going to be an extreme game changer (hopefully regarding some kind of time travel), plus we find out who is in the coffin from Jack's flashforward in the season 3 finale. All in all, should be the best tv event of the year so far, maybe even of the series as a whole; only time will tell. Here's the preview from youtube to hold you over for the next 44 hours...



Hopefully Entourage doesn't suck this summer, also Heroes will be back September 15, so therell be a few things to bide the time during the Lost layoff :/



PS- My new phone is the shit:

I Think Kanye West is the Most Stylish Motherfucker on the Planet

But with my ego, I can stand there with a speedo
And still be looked at like a fucking hero...
-Kanye West "The Glory"

Who better than Kanye himself to tell us all that he agrees with me. Say what you will about the man: Conceited, Narcissistic, Vain, etc etc; but he backs it up in every way possible. He's the hit machine producer turned international superstar rapper, and he's rewritten the definition of what it is to be a fashion icon. He never looks bad for any occasion, but is never afraid to take a risk. His influence on the fashion of our generation can be seen from scene kids in the suburbs to inner city minorities. Let's take a look at some various examples...










From the red carpet, to the stage, to the block, rarely does he seem out of place. He's got an incredible eye for what looks good and most importantly, he doesn't give a shit what you think about him. Perhaps the best indicator of what I'm talking about is 2 years ago at a Stella McCartney fashion show, Kanye rocked the blood red LRG Dead Serious hoody a few months before it even dropped (pictured below). In the next few days the internet was flooded with people looking to find out where they could get their hands on one. When you can show up to someone elses fashion show and steal the show just by wearing a hoody in the audience, you are officially a fashion icon in my book. Kudos Mr. West, keep doing your thing.

I Think the Year 1999 Destroyed our Current Generation

It all started with some harmless reminiscing. MTV Hits Playlist led a group of us to the internet, in search of music videos from an era I had long since forgotten. The first youtube video I was told to find was this gem:

That's the video for Jordan Knight's "Give it to You" from 1999. If you don't want to watch it, I don't blame you. You'll be missing synchronized dance moves and lyrics that led me to the conclusion in the title. Let's take a closer look...

Anyone can make you sweat,
But I, can keep you wet.
It's creepin around in my head
Me holding you down in my bed
I can't wait to give you some
I'm convinced you need it.

If I were a parent of an impressionable preteen girl and heard this coming from the radio, I might well need CPR to revive me from a heart attack. This sounds like a lyrical transcript of a rape. I wouldn't let this kid anywhere near my block (zing). But, just telling young girls that someone wants to give it to them isn't enough, they've got to be told what to look like in order to get it.

Christina Aguilera and Britney Spears were just becoming household names with their first hits in early 1999, and young girls everywhere began to idolize them because of their style and their songs. Songs they wrote? Ohhhhhh of course not, they're written by repressed 48 year old men who would like nothing better than to make millions off of selling raw sex to the American public. Christina wanted you to 'rub her the right way' while Britney was looking for someone to 'hit her one more time'. Nothing like saying come fuck me without actually saying it. This garbage was specifically marketed toward the youth of America and I've seen firsthand the effect that it hath wrought.

Just look at teen fashion trends since 1999 and tell me our youth wasn't oversexed by this pop explosion. 8 year olds who listened to this are now 17 and it's the only thing they've ever known. They've been told that sex is great and theyre missing out because of all this wonderful stuff these hot people are singing about. This has led to kids having sex younger and younger and encountering emotions and problems that, in my opinion, not many teenagers are capable of handling. I blame MTV, I blame record execs, I blame irresponsible parents, I DON'T blame Britney Spears as many people do. She was a kid who got famous, loved it, then went crazy. She didn't ask to become a role model for a generation, but it happened.

1999 was also when people started realizing that this whole internet thing might not be a fad. Napster debuted in 1999, sites like ebay and amazon were gathering steam, instant messaging was becoming the standard of communication among teenagers. That word 'instant' is why the internet helped to destroy this current generation. In the internet age, where information about anything is available in seconds, we started to think that everything else should just come instantly as well. I'm not saying I'm above this phenomenon, I am a firm believer in instant gratification, and it is a glaring flaw in my life. No one is willing to put the effort in anymore. Why drive to the store to buy something when you can click three times and have it delivered to you overnight? Why go out and buy a CD when you can download it, for free, in 5 minutes? We've become an instantaneous society, and when we don't get what we want instantly, we either complain until it happens or take a pill to fix how sad we feel because of it.

Last but certainly not least are the events of Columbine High School in Colorado. On April 20, 1999 Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold killed 12 of their schoolmates and one teacher and wounded 23 others before killing themselves in the high school. This was a complete game changer in terms of the way we as a society looked at youth violence, availability of firearms, violence in the media, cliques in high school, bullying, 'goth' subculture, internet use and a myriad of other topics that arose from this tragedy. Teaching our children to bottle their emotions caught up with us that day. Since then we've been very quick to diagnose things like manic depression, bipolar disorder, and ADD in our kids in order to put them on prescription drugs to 'fix' them. Xanax is not a substitute for being a good parent and listening to and loving your child. If you're going to be a parent, do it right and don't half ass it.

I'm sure there are plenty more events in plenty other years you can point to, but 1999 was a year of turmoil if there ever was one. This generation of pop music loving, instant gratification seeking, and pill popping kids is becoming adults, and I'm anxious and scared to see how we handle it.

I'm not an elitist, I just hate most people

This blog will feature my thoughts. They are better than your thoughts, hence the title. Most post titles will be an encompassing 'I think' statement, which I'll then build on. Feel free to leave comments about what you think, I'll probably make fun of you later with someone whose opinion I value more than yours.